Shit Happens Poster

Shit Happens Poster 'Everybody knows...'
Shit Happens - everyone knows that. Even if different groups deal differently with how this poster humorously proposes to us eyes.
EVERYBODY KNOWS...SHIT HAPPENS

TAOISM - 'if you understand shit, it isn't shit'
HINDUISM - 'this shit happened before'
CONFUCIANISM - 'Confucious say 'shit happens''
BUDDHISM - 'shit will happen to you again'
ZEN - 'what is the sound of shit happening?'
ISLAM - 'if shit happens, it is the will of Allah'
SIKHISM - 'leave our shit alone'
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - 'knock. knock shit happens'
ATHEISM - 'i don't believe this shit'
AGNOSTICISM - 'can you prove that shit happens?'
CATHOLICISM - 'if shit happens, you deserve it'
PROTESTANTISM - 'shit happens, amen to that'
JUDAISM - 'why does shit always happen to us?'
ORTHODOX JUDAISM - 'so shit happens, already'
TELEVANGELISM - 'send money or shit will happen to you'
RASTAFARIANISM - 'let's smoke this shit'
HARE KRISHNA - 'shit happens rama rama'
NATION OF ISLAM - 'don't take no shit'
NEW AGE - 'visualize shit happening'
SHINTOISM - 'you inherit shit of your ancestors'
HEDONISM - 'i love it when shit happens'
SATANISM - 'sneppah tihs'
CAPITALISM - 'this is MY shit'
FEMINISM - 'men are shit'
EXISTENTIALISM - 'what is shit, anyway?'
SCIENTOLOGY - 'if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137'
MORMONISM - 'excrement happens' (don't say shit)
BAPTISM - 'we'll wash the shit right off you'
MYSTICISM - 'this is really weird shit'
VOODOO - 'shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen'
DISNEYISM - 'bad shit doesn't happen here'
COMMUNISM - 'let's share the shit'
MARXISM - 'you have nothing to lose but your shit'
CONSPIRACY THEORISM - 'THEY shit on us!'
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS - 'tell me about your shit'
DARWINISM - 'survival of the shittiest'
AMISH - 'modern shit is useless'
SUICIDAL - 'i've had enough of this shit'
OPTIMISM - 'shit won't happen to me'
TREKISM - 'to boldly shit where no-one has shat before'
SHAKESPEAREAN - 'to shit or not to shit, that is the question'
DESCARTES - 'i shit, therefore i am'
FREUD - 'shit is a phallic symbol'
LAWYERS - 'for enough money, I can get you out of shit'
ACUPUNCTURIST - 'hold still or this shit's gonna hurt'
DOG - 'i just shit in your shoe'
CAT - 'dogs are shit'
MOUSE - oh shit! cat!'
POLITICALLY CORRECT - 'internally processed,
nutritionally drained, biological output happens'
EINSTEIN - 'shit is relative'
FAMILY GATHERING - 'relatives are shit'
MATERIALISM - 'whoever dies with the most shit, wins'
VEGETARIANISM - 'if it shits, don't eat it'
FATALISM - 'oh shit, it's going to happen'
ENVIRONMENTALISM - 'shit is biodegradable'
AMERICANISM - 'who gives a shit?'
STATISTICIAN - 'shit is 84.7% likely to happen'
HIP-HOP - 'motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!'
TANTRISM - 'fuck this shit'
CYNICISM - 'we are all full of shit'
SURREALISM - 'fish happens'
WICCA - 'you can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times'